1. derselala:

    thosegreenapples:

    lyrangalia:

    carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

    voltisubito:

    Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

    Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

    You fucking named it the Desert Desert

    way to fucking go

    chai tea

    I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

    "Soviet" means "union"
    The Union Union

    We’re good at this.

    the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us

    (via drakillya)

  2. cuteness-daily:

    When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

    image

    (Source: thecutestofthecute, via drakillya)

  3. neptunain:

    "GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

    "sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

    "oh rad bring it in"

    (via mererecorder)

  4. unclefather:

    Fuck this baby

    (Source: gennyescsecsemo, via demonbloodsausagedog)

  5. "

    "You still love him," he says, half question, half demand.

    "Of course I don’t." She replies.

    But then part of her wonders whose arms she’d run into if she still had the choice.

    "You still think of him," he whispers, when she’s turned off the lights and lies there trying not to give her thoughts away.

    "Go to sleep," she says.

    But when her eyes are closed and she drifts between consciousness, she swears it’s his voice she hears and his fingers tracing the rise and fall of her ribs.

    "Do you miss him?" He asks.

    "No." And it’s not a lie, not really.

    But part of her still remembers how he made her smile and how she buried her 2am laughter into his chest. Part of her still questions the possibility of seeing him again, and she thinks, maybe just once, for old time’s sake.

    “Would you go back?” He finally asks.

    And she can’t help herself.

    "Yes." She says, "yes."

    "

    Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #73 (via blossomfully)

    (via a-thousand-words)

  6. (via blueashes)

  7. (Source: lolfactory, via drakillya)

  8. dioburandou:

    daemontool:

    remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

    image

    (Source: mewyorkcity, via drakillya)

  9. aroseforalice:

    me and my friends

    (via drakillya)

    zamii070:

    everytime

    (via drakillya)

  10. pumkat:

    haus-of-ill-repute:

    Where is the pumpkin stem 

    image

    (via drakillya)

  11. mr-egbutt:

    larvitarse:

    anxieties:

    daddyfuckedme:

    3D printed out candy 

    excuse me

    it has begun

    soon we’ll be able to illegally download food

    (Source: daddyfuckedme, via drakillya)

  12. ashprincessmidna:

    thepetcollective:

    "How To Train Your (Pug) Dragon." 

    I can die happy now

    (via drakillya)